Leaning Tower Of We-Have-Nothing-Else-Here-Town

I woke up this morning to find that my watch has gone missing. Everything else, though, like my wallet, money, and credit cards were still there. So theft seems to be out of the picture. I looked all over the room, though, and couldn't find it anywhere. Hopefully, I just foget where I put it in my bag or something. Sorry, little sis, but I definitely enjoyed your gift while I had it.

Pisa is something of a rip off. The only thing to see there is the Tower... and they know this. The admission price... 15 euros. Comparatively, the Louvre costs 8.50 euro, and the Eiffel Tower is 10. No way in hell should the Tower be so expensive.... but on a trip like mine, I can't let money be much of a hindrence.

Since they wanted an arm and a leg for it, though, I decided to throw in my urine free of charge. I mean, paying 15 euros to say that I've been to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa is hardly worth it... but being able to say I pissed on the Leaning Tower because the city of Pisa is too opportunistic to earn my respect... that's more bang for my buck. Now don't worry, I found probably the only corner in the whole structure, and I made sure to contribute to the effort to push the tower back the other way. So may my yellow mural stand for all eternity. ;-)

Yeah, you should know what this means by now... Pisa definitely deserves it, though.